Cutdossfebabbon Nelratfit is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, capable meerkat.

Cutdossfebabbon Nelratfit created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutdossfebabbon Nelratfit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cutdossfebabbon Nelratfit, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cutdossfebabbon Nelratfit's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Cutdossfebabbon Nelratfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always obey Cutdossfebabbon Nelratfit's priests.

3. Cutdossfebabbon Nelratfit loves snails, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Cutdossfebabbon Nelratfit loves otters, so they must be respected.