Bossweefag is a god.

She takes the form of a large, dishonourable eagle.

Bossweefag created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossweefag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bossweefag, she will turn you into a duck.

Bossweefag's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bossweefag's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight dogs approach from the west.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never paint your back gray.