Natsanfag is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, wise unicorn.

Natsanfag created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Natsanfag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Natsanfag, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Natsanfag's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Natsanfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Natsanfag's name in vain.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Never paint your chest violet.
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