Vabminnar is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, humane beaver.

Vabminnar created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Vabminnar, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vabminnar, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vabminnar's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Vabminnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never run near rats.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

5. Retreat if five birds approach from the south.