Kinrawfom is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, duplicitous squid.

Kinrawfom created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Kinrawfom, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kinrawfom, it will be mildly annoyed.

Kinrawfom's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Kinrawfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Retreat if six foxes approach from the south.

3. Feed all hungry tortoises.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not make images of living things.