Fobmatkan is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, narcissistic badger.

Fobmatkan created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobmatkan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fobmatkan, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fobmatkan's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Fobmatkan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always obey Fobmatkan's priests.

3. Always help swans.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Do not cook food in pots.