Fudtamfem is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, loving mole.

Fudtamfem created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Fudtamfem, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fudtamfem, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fudtamfem's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Fudtamfem's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never wear hats.