Veenfen Fad is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful cobra.

Veenfen Fad created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenfen Fad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Veenfen Fad, it will destroy your home solar system.

Veenfen Fad's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Veenfen Fad's Holy Commandments

1. Veenfen Fad loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must pray to Veenfen Fad five times a day.