Himhugmin is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unthinking faun.

Himhugmin created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himhugmin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Himhugmin, it will turn you into a rock.

Himhugmin's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Himhugmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not speak about parsnips.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Himhugmin loves rats, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not take Himhugmin's name in vain.