Minhitpag is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish owl.

Minhitpag created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Minhitpag, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Minhitpag, she will destroy your favourite star.

Minhitpag's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Minhitpag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five porpoises approach from the east.

2. Never skip in the presence of frogs.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always help sick mites.