Paglik is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, wise snail.

Paglik created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paglik, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Paglik, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Paglik's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Paglik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. You must pray to Paglik three times a day.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.