Capdussbog is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, happy slug.

Capdussbog created energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Capdussbog, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Capdussbog, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Capdussbog's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Capdussbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Hide from fawn mites for they are unholy.

5. Run away if seven birds approach from the west.