Zenkapcenyarpkomfemlatbarn Jatwothat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident wasp.

Zenkapcenyarpkomfemlatbarn Jatwothat created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenkapcenyarpkomfemlatbarn Jatwothat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zenkapcenyarpkomfemlatbarn Jatwothat, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Zenkapcenyarpkomfemlatbarn Jatwothat's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Zenkapcenyarpkomfemlatbarn Jatwothat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snakes.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Zenkapcenyarpkomfemlatbarn Jatwothat must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.