Bafnillen is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, amazing naga.

Bafnillen created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafnillen, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bafnillen, she will turn you into a mole.

Bafnillen's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bafnillen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Never wear yellow dresses.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Bafnillen on top of all buildings.