Stragtikpon is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, competent gnu.

Stragtikpon created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragtikpon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stragtikpon, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Stragtikpon's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Stragtikpon's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stragtikpon.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Feed all hungry goats.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.