Pinbograg is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, dishonest finch.

Pinbograg created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinbograg, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pinbograg, she will turn you into a sheep.

Pinbograg's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Pinbograg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not covet oxen.