Binbapvan is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest badger.

Binbapvan created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Binbapvan, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Binbapvan, he will turn you into a worm.

Binbapvan's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Binbapvan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Binbapvan.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Binbapvan.