Hamgamflap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, staggering dragonfly.

Hamgamflap created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamgamflap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hamgamflap, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Hamgamflap's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Hamgamflap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight monkeys approach from the west.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.