Quagnakril Wodbidduss Gumbepdud is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, confident fly.

Quagnakril Wodbidduss Gumbepdud created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quagnakril Wodbidduss Gumbepdud, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quagnakril Wodbidduss Gumbepdud, she will turn you into a duck.

Quagnakril Wodbidduss Gumbepdud's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Quagnakril Wodbidduss Gumbepdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Whales are not to be trusted.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.