Ditruttbut is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, duplicitous goblin.

Ditruttbut created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditruttbut, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ditruttbut, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ditruttbut's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Ditruttbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat tomatoes.

2. You must pray to Ditruttbut four times a day.

3. Never wear brown shoes.

4. Always look after injured shrews.

5. Never hurt ants.