Honbetcid is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring dryad.

Honbetcid created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honbetcid, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Honbetcid, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Honbetcid's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Honbetcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Feed all hungry seals.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.