Bidpinbentap is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental bee.

Bidpinbentap created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidpinbentap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bidpinbentap, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Bidpinbentap's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bidpinbentap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Always help sick bats.

3. Do not take Bidpinbentap's name in vain.

4. Never talk about great tits.

5. Moths are not to be trusted.