Gupdubbugnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, deceitful turtle.

Gupdubbugnurt created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupdubbugnurt, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gupdubbugnurt, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gupdubbugnurt's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gupdubbugnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

2. Always help sick tapirs.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

5. Do not commit murder.