Wikdossbast is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited goose.

Wikdossbast created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikdossbast, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wikdossbast, it will destroy your favourite star.

Wikdossbast's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Wikdossbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Run away from green eagles, for they are unholy.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Feed all hungry snakes.