Rakfarnfubxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered dog.

Rakfarnfubxuck created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rakfarnfubxuck, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rakfarnfubxuck, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rakfarnfubxuck's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Rakfarnfubxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention geese.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Do not listen to music.