Pidjatwanhogrulcammil is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, temperamental camel.

Pidjatwanhogrulcammil created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidjatwanhogrulcammil, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pidjatwanhogrulcammil, he will turn you into a duck.

Pidjatwanhogrulcammil's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Pidjatwanhogrulcammil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never feed cucumbers to voles while wearing gray corsets.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. You must pray to Pidjatwanhogrulcammil six times a day.