Butxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, kind bird.

Butxuc created energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Butxuc, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Butxuc, he will jump up and down on your head.

Butxuc's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Butxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Hide if seven dogs approach from the east.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about comets.