Rotrillnar Gadbamcap Libfligvadyim is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, passionate troll.

Rotrillnar Gadbamcap Libfligvadyim created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotrillnar Gadbamcap Libfligvadyim, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rotrillnar Gadbamcap Libfligvadyim, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Rotrillnar Gadbamcap Libfligvadyim's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Rotrillnar Gadbamcap Libfligvadyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention swans.

2. Do not hurt great tits.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Rotrillnar Gadbamcap Libfligvadyim on top of all buildings.