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He takes the form of a slender, selfish armadillo.

Gidwikmifstipgepweehimrat Mifkipnurl created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidwikmifstipgepweehimrat Mifkipnurl, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gidwikmifstipgepweehimrat Mifkipnurl, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gidwikmifstipgepweehimrat Mifkipnurl's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Gidwikmifstipgepweehimrat Mifkipnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts.

2. Do not make images of living things.

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4. Do not take Gidwikmifstipgepweehimrat Mifkipnurl's name in vain.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.