Poppidpangfadquat is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, ruthless jaguar.

Poppidpangfadquat created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poppidpangfadquat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Poppidpangfadquat, she will turn you into a mole.

Poppidpangfadquat's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Poppidpangfadquat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Ducks are not to be trusted.

5. Always take life seriously.