Cepmobfed is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, cheerful goat.

Cepmobfed created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepmobfed, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cepmobfed, she will ignore you.

Cepmobfed's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cepmobfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Worship no other gods but Cepmobfed.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.