Tonkbimmob is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, overgenerous shrew.

Tonkbimmob created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkbimmob, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tonkbimmob, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Tonkbimmob's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Tonkbimmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Run away if five porpoises approach from the east.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Never look at planets.