Govomtbum is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane meerkat.

Govomtbum created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Govomtbum, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Govomtbum, it will laugh at you.

Govomtbum's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Govomtbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.