Fatdadgan is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, self-confident naga.

Fatdadgan created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatdadgan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fatdadgan, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fatdadgan's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fatdadgan's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Hide from turquoise squirrels for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Never talk about turtles.