Nulltantomtabbid is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, annoying goose.

Nulltantomtabbid created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulltantomtabbid, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nulltantomtabbid, he will turn you into a plant.

Nulltantomtabbid's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nulltantomtabbid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.