Rigtifpig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, weak finch.

Rigtifpig created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigtifpig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rigtifpig, she will turn you into a rock.

Rigtifpig's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Rigtifpig's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Rigtifpig must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rigtifpig.