Straghomhun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, intelligent crocodile.

Straghomhun created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Straghomhun, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Straghomhun, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Straghomhun's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Straghomhun's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think ill of sick doves.

5. Do not covet oxen.