Gonjadnad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing coyote.

Gonjadnad created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Gonjadnad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gonjadnad, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gonjadnad's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Gonjadnad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Gonjadnad on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about snails.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.