Yastlegcim is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, awe-inspiring hedgehog.

Yastlegcim created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Yastlegcim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yastlegcim, it will not care.

Yastlegcim's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Yastlegcim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray sheep, for they are unholy.

2. Always help birds.

3. Never wear white boots.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Do not kill otters.