Lipzedvidtan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, caring shark.

Lipzedvidtan created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipzedvidtan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lipzedvidtan, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Lipzedvidtan's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Lipzedvidtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.