Yarpraweecit is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, dishonourable mink.

Yarpraweecit created carbon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yarpraweecit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yarpraweecit, it will try to impress you with trees.

Yarpraweecit's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Yarpraweecit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Yarpraweecit on top of all buildings.