Ominzedxin Bedruttdap is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous zebra.

Ominzedxin Bedruttdap created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominzedxin Bedruttdap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ominzedxin Bedruttdap, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ominzedxin Bedruttdap's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Ominzedxin Bedruttdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snails.

2. You must love Ominzedxin Bedruttdap.

3. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Erect five silicon sculptures of Ominzedxin Bedruttdap on top of important buildings.

5. Never bounce in the presence of ducks.