Rillbesthad Gutfenquafkop is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-assured bear.

Rillbesthad Gutfenquafkop created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillbesthad Gutfenquafkop, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rillbesthad Gutfenquafkop, it will refuse to believe in you.

Rillbesthad Gutfenquafkop's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Rillbesthad Gutfenquafkop's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not kill aardvarks.

3. Never skip in the presence of voles.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.