Badbepgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, confident penguin.

Badbepgeb created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Badbepgeb, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Badbepgeb, she will refuse to believe in you.

Badbepgeb's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Badbepgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick whales.

2. Pigs are not to be trusted.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not covet oxen.