Hapbessbif is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fast deer.

Hapbessbif created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Hapbessbif, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hapbessbif, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hapbessbif's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hapbessbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Always help moths in need.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not commit murder.