Ruttnulltal is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, calm troll.

Ruttnulltal created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttnulltal, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Ruttnulltal, it will throw large rocks at you.

Ruttnulltal's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Ruttnulltal's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Put Ruttnulltal first in all things.