Cabwegzag is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, capable dragon.

Cabwegzag created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabwegzag, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cabwegzag, he will refuse to believe in you.

Cabwegzag's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cabwegzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Hide if four grasshopers approach from the north.