Zighinyimcem is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, all-knowing cobra.

Zighinyimcem created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zighinyimcem, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zighinyimcem, he will remove you from existence.

Zighinyimcem's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Zighinyimcem's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never paint your hands violet.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never wear mauve hats.