Davartmil is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, benevolent bird.

Davartmil created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davartmil, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Davartmil, it will turn you into a mole.

Davartmil's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Davartmil's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about rats.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.