Monlidjig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish mink.

Monlidjig created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Monlidjig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Monlidjig, he will turn you into a mouse.

Monlidjig's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Monlidjig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six frogs approach from the west.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Run away if three grasshopers approach from the south.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.